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vault-tec-industries:

"Where will you be?"

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Anonymous said: You're a stuck up prick who thinks that having followers makes you better than people. Guess what, it doesn't.

bewbin:

What was that? I wasn’t paying attention I got a paper cut from counting all my followers

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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supersmashthestatebros:

less footage of women being “bad” shared without their permission, more footage of cops being bad shared without their permission

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

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